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#SO A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND FROM PULLS OUT A TINY PIANO FREE#
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."Ī new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money. The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars." He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."Ī man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says,
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"I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.Īfter the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"